weird child.

[hisamantha]

Let's face it, all of us were a little weird when we were little(:
There has to be at least one weird thing we did. So let's make
a list of everything weird that we did when we were little. It's
funny to read them. I saw it on other forums. I'll start.

-I had an imaginary friend named Emma, but everyday I
changed her name. But every other day it went back to
Emma. I told everyone she was my baby and I was a
mom.

-One time when I was little, I saw a boy standing up when
he was peeing, so I thought "Hey, why can't I do that?" So
I tried it, and well, didn't work out well. lmao.

-My carpet in my bedroom was blue, so I used to pretend it
was the ocean. And I was the princess fish... I made EVERYONE
play with me.

-I used to strip my Barbie's down to nothing and then have
them kiss. I didn't get why my mom always told me not to
do that, lol.

-I told my sister (whose about 8 years older than me) that
she had two big-ish bug bites on her chest. Lmao, do I need
to explain this one?

-I thought my dad wasn't really related to me, but just stuck
around our house. So one time I did one of those Home Alone
pranks on him (you know, what he does to those guys) 'cause
he seriously scared me.

-I thought you could get sucked down the drain. Seriously.

-I tourmented my barbies.

-My cousin (whose a boy) made up this game where you drink
and drink and drink until you have to pee, and then the other
person has to watch you peeing. He convinced me to play that
game. I lost every time.

-I thought there was stuff in the gutters that would come up
and eat me. I never walked by those things in the streets.

-You know that old show Chalk Zone? I really believed that
whenever you draw on the chalk board and erased it that
it went to that place. So I always drew something to see
if it'd end up on that show with Snap (that was the guys
name in Chalk Zone.)

-You know how in tv shows they show flash backs from when
they were little? I thought that it's really that person, and they
taped that years before just for the TV show. I didn't believe
the people that told me it was different people..

That's all I can think of right now. Your turnn (:

[ashleyxo]

-> When I was 2 years old, I thought I could "drive the house"
so i took my mom's car keys and stuck them into an electrical
outlet. I got like semi-electricuted. But I didn't have to go to the
hospital or anything. I just cried a lot and my mom got freaked
out. But seriously...it makes sense. Like, if I WAS going to
drive a house, that's where I would put the keys.

-> When I was 5 my mom stopped in the middle of the driveway
to get the mail. But I thought she was parking there, so I
unbuckled my seatbelt and opened my door. But then my mom
got back in the car but I didn't notice. So she started driving
again and I fell out of the car into a like, a giant puddle of mud
and starting like crying wicked hard. And then my mom started
crying too. I thought she was crying cause I got all dirty, but
she really thought she had run me over with the car.

-> When I was 3 we moved to a different town. So, in the middle
of the night, like the first week in our new house, my dad hears
this noise. Like, someone is trying to open a door, but its locked,
you know? So my dad wakes up my mom and they are freaking
out. Cause they think someone is trying to break into the house.
My dad decides to go check it out. So ( my mom was telling me
this story ) she hears my dad go "Ashley, what the heck are you
doing?" and then she hears me say "Checking to make sure the
doorknobs work." Then, my dad goes "Can't you do that when
the sun's shining?" I don't know. I was a strange child.

-> My brother is 17 months older than me. He could say the
alphabet backwards before I learned how to say it forwards.
( I can barely even say it backwards now. )

-> I've always really liked Tootsie pops. You know those lollypops
that have the commercial thats all like "How many licks does it
take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?". When I was in third
grade we were at like, Walmart or Target or something and I
didn't understand why she wouldn't let me buy a shirt that had a
tootsie pop on it and said "Want a lick?"

-> My family has like, a half hour home video of me chasing
around this toy seal thats on wheels. I had no life.

-> When I was little I had a lot of trouble talking. So, I would say
"weeping" instead of "sweeping" and "kunk" instead of "skunk".
And when my brother was annoying me I would go "Top it, Daniel!
Top it!" And I would call "gloves" "gwubs". My family still makes
fun of me all the time.

[Je t'aime Steph]

haha. hmm let's see what i can pull off..

-i had an imaginary friend (when i was home) that i used to talk to all the time. all i knew was that it was a girl. i never named her though XD.

-i have a pic of me when i was like 3 with a beer bottle in my hand. yeayaaa. 3 yr old alcoholic. niice. lmfao jk ;] but seriously i'm not joking about the pic thing.

-i've actually counted how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop. it took a while. and i forget what number i got up to... but i think i repeated numbers cause i was like 5 when i did it lol.

-i used to dress up my uncles dog alex in hats and stuff and make him have tea parties with me =) lol. i used to pour him water, and put doggy biscuits on his plate and he'd actually eat/drink them =p. ohh and i taught him how to play duck duck goose.

- it's not really weird persay, but me & my cousin nick ate like 5 warheads at a time when i was like 6. it was REALLLLLLLYYYYYY sourrr lmfao.

if i think of more i'll edit my post

[mackenzie is flyy x]

lmao im still strange but here goes.

-i uused to love the show lizzie mcguire. and you know how she has the cartoon of her in her head saying funny things at random times? well i tried doing that only the person looked like me. but i got sick of it so i just had it look like the one on the show.

-i used to have a life sized barbie and my friend and i would always take off the clothes and do sugery on it.

-my friend and i would always have to pick up my play room after we were in there so one time we could pick it up so we asked my mom to help us but she wouldnt so we went in there and made it spotless. then we went back to my mom and told her we really needed help. we rushed into the playroom and hid and when she came in we jumped out and she was really surprised at how clean we made it. we did that everytime after that and we still do it sometimes even now.

-my friend [same friend i keep talking about. its a girl.] and i always go into the bathroom with eachother so one time we were at my dads house she sat backwards on the toilet and peed that way so i tried it a couple times. it actually works. lmaoo

-me and my friend used to always pretend we had about 50 imaginary freinds at once.

-my friend and i used to always write stories when we were together

-we would also play dolls and we were the moms and since i have a million dolls we would have a million children. not counting all my stufed animals as pets. and i would always tell my one daughter that she was perfect. it was like an inside joke because it bugged my friend but it was funny.

-a different friend and i would always play bratz and they would always be in a singing competition.

-my friend the one ive mentioned a millino times and i would go around our houses wearing our moms pads because we thought it was cool.

-we also took a tampon and put it under the faucet and watched how big it got. it was huge.

-my friend and i would stand in front of the mirror and swear because we wanted to see what it was like

[Christy]

Oh boy. This is the kind of thread where people realize what a freak I was when I was little.
Not so much freak actually.. just curiosly odd.

This is all in the past, so when I say these things I don't mean they happened CURRENTLY. Ahaha.

- I thought monopoly money was some sort of currency that actually served a purpose, so when I took things out of my sisters room I would leave her some orange 500's.

- I stole from the bank when playing Monopoly. Who didn't?

- When my brothers friend was over I tried to plug a screw driver into an outlet. His friend quotes me saying" Oooh! Screw Driver! Plug it in!" and luckily, he stopped me. Ever since that day whenever he see's me he always mocks me!

- I thought I knew how to play my mom's acoustic guitar. I even wrote a song.. on one string. It went 5 0 7 7 0 5 7 3 0 .. I also thought I could learn how to play Sweet Home Alabama on it with a week, now knowing anything on the guitar in the first place. I was.. like 8?

- Me and my friends Eva and Kelsey were at our brothers' baseball game and were waiting in the parking lot goofing around. Eva found a tampon in her mom's bathroom (we all didn't know what it was at the time, obviously) and decided, as a prank, to throw it into an open sunroof of a car. I still wonder what there reaction was..

- We were vacationing in Virginia (virginia beach is so dang pretty!) and I was about 6-7, and I had a strange addiction with vanilla wafers at the time. Well, it was in the morning and my mom was making breakfast, but refused to let me eat vanilla wafers with it. Not knowing what the word was, I called her a b i t c h and then locked myself up in the bathroom and took a bubble bath. Which ended soon.. then came the naughty words lecture..

- I would always take apart my barbies and put Ken's head on a girl. Also, when we were little, me and my friend Lauren would always take our barbies to the "club" and find hot dates..

- At the end of the day when we were leaving to go home, in preschool, the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom because they were calling off grades to go, so it was to late. I kept asking her and asking her. Finally I totally pissed myself and no one noticed. Screw the annoying teacher, I was three years old and I had to pee!

- In 3rd Grade me and 2 of my friends made this secret club called W.O.P.T.A.F.. who even KNOWS what that was.. and we had annual friday sleepovers, and had "funsicle parties".

- In 2nd Grade me & my friend Taylor got detention for pretending our legs were broken.

- When I was little I put plastic forks in the flame of this candle we had on the table. I thought it looked cool cause it made them curl up, so I tried putting a napkin in the flame. BAD IDEA. It lit on fire and floated to the ceiling. Mom nearly had a heart attack..

- In like 3rd-ish grade Me, Alexa, Craig, and Jack took those smelly markers (you know, like the Cherry, Blueberry, and other scented markers) on the bus on the way to a field trip. We were sitting there sniffing them the whole time in the back and some parent told a teacher, who got us in trouble! Apparently we were "immatating drug abuse". We didn't even friggin' know what getting high was at the time!

- When I was about 3 I drank half of my Uncle's beer thinking it was pop. No wonder it tasted funky..

- When I was little I made up this word "Moosant" and told everyone it was real, and it meant that it was alike, but different. Like that made any sense..

- We were having dinner at my Grandma and Grandpa's house when I was 4-ish and I thought that girls could take off thier shirts anytime, too. So, I walked in with no shirt. And.. things didn't go to well.

- I put salt in my cousins pixie stick as a prank when I was 8, and she sorta got REALLY sick..

- I wouldn't take a shower for a week because my friend told me about Freddie Krouger coming out of the shower drain, and I was freakin scared! I demanded I wash my hair in the laundry tub, haha. I finally faced that fear, and what? No Freddie in my drain! Haha I think this happened in 2nd grade.

- I was really little, and we had to go to the Christmas mass on Christmas Eve and my mom demanded we sit in a front pew. I was kneeling right acroos from another pew facing the other way and wondered the difference between the isle. So I ran from our isle to the other out of nowhere and my parents were like.. wtf?

Thats all I can remember right now.. lol

[laura !]

- So there was this wall at my elementary school that you had to stand by during recess if you were bad. Me and my friend weren't bad, but for some reason we wanted to stand on the wall (who knows why) so in 3rd grade we begged the aid lady for half a year to let us stand by it. Well, finally she got really annoyed and made us stand on the wall, which we thought was a joke. So after like 3min we got bored and started walking away and she yelled at us and made us stay there.. lol.

- Me and the same friend felt like breaking bones during recess in 3rd grade (who knows why, again) so we tried and always failed.

- After watching one of the "Austin Powers" movies when i was 8 or 9, I didn't know what a "b a s t a r d" was and didn't know it was bad and since there was a character (fat b******) I went around calling my brother and mom that and I got in trouble.

- When I was 4 I had a pair of red rainboots that I was obsessed with and wore them EVERYWHERE.

- For a month or two I would play with Hot Wheels and trains and I made my brother play with my barbies.. lol.

There's more I'm sure, thats just all I can think of right now.